Dear Shopping,
I miss you. Do you miss me? Have you thought about me? I think about you . A. Whole. Lot. Probably more than the healthy amount one should think about shopping, or anything for that matter. Am I saying too much? Now I'm a little embarrassed. No I'm not.
Well Shopping, I'm writing you today to let you know we will be together in 15 short days (that's 2 weeks and one day- psh...not like I'm counting or anything though.....) Reunited, and it will feel so good (that sounds dirty but I don't mean any dirty business in saying that....this is a wholesome, unadulterated love shopping and I.AM. COMMITTED. Or maybe should be committed?
But I digress. Shopping?! Are you still reading this? I'm sorry I took you for granted at times, but I really enjoyed our times spent together. You were the one ran to for stress relief (HELLO blessed retail therapy!) I miss you and I really feel like I learned my lesson. I know now I need to treat you with respect and only call when I really need something...not because I'm bored or had a bad day. No good comes of that. At the end of the day, no one wants your emotional hand-me-downs, do they?
So I just had to tell you how I really feel. I wanted to let you know I'm a changed woman-girl and I look forward to seeing you soon!
Sincerely,
Crazy,crazy Whitney
2 comments:
Whitney, I must tell you: the other day I overheard "shopping" talking to "thrifting" and its missed you too and thinks about you often... It wants you back.... (in 13 days ofcourse!)
I think I'm going crazy Amy!!! I figured Shopping :)
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